The more [x]’s the “dumber” you are.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

So far: 5/6

[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little
star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them.

So far: 7/11

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit .
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[] You type only with two fingers.

So far: 10/16

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your
nose/eyes.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair

So far: 10/20

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math

So far: 13/25

[] You have eaten a bug
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something
more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and
didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in
your hand
[] You have ran around naked in your house.

so far: 15/30

[] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say
will happen to you if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before

So far: 18/35

[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the
texture of the ceiling or wall
[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.

TOTAL: 20/37

Now count them up and put “I’ve done __ stupid things out of 37″ in the title field.